Cocktails for Two by tanarian
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Title: Cocktails for Two
Author:
tanarian
Genre: Romance, Smut
Rating: NC17
Summary: "You know what I'd really like at this moment?" Jack said thoughtfully. "A nice long anal probe." (xD)
Status: Complete
Length:Oneshot, ~4000
Warnings: :D Sex. Lots of Sex. Yummy Sex. And cocktails.
Comment or Excerpt from fic: This one is hot. Basically, Jack asks for cocktails that have sexy names like the one from the quote. And of course, there's witty banter from Ianto, challenges, and hot sex...I love it how Ianto takes control in this one. ^_^
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Author:
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Genre: Romance, Smut
Rating: NC17
Summary: "You know what I'd really like at this moment?" Jack said thoughtfully. "A nice long anal probe." (xD)
Status: Complete
Length:Oneshot, ~4000
Warnings: :D Sex. Lots of Sex. Yummy Sex. And cocktails.
Comment or Excerpt from fic: This one is hot. Basically, Jack asks for cocktails that have sexy names like the one from the quote. And of course, there's witty banter from Ianto, challenges, and hot sex...I love it how Ianto takes control in this one. ^_^
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Ianto wasn't the only one who inhaled his coffee, he was happy to note. Gwen was choking on hers, while Owen had stopped in mid-chew of his Chow Mein and was giving Jack the same kind of fascinated look he usually reserved for autopsy specimens. Tosh had just shaken her head and sighed before going back to her salad.
"You get weirder by the day, Harkness, I swear," Owen eventually said. "And you can forget about coming to me for one of those, as well."
"Why would I come to you?" Jack asked in confusion. His gaze slid across to where Ianto had recovered his composure as a possible solution presented itself. "Ianto?"
"Would that be the cocktail Anal Probe, sir?" he asked, mentally crossing his fingers.
Jack grinned and nodded. "That's the one. Why, what did the rest of you think?" he asked in wide-eyed curiosity, grinning at the annoyed looks he got in return.
"You get weirder by the day, Harkness, I swear," Owen eventually said. "And you can forget about coming to me for one of those, as well."
"Why would I come to you?" Jack asked in confusion. His gaze slid across to where Ianto had recovered his composure as a possible solution presented itself. "Ianto?"
"Would that be the cocktail Anal Probe, sir?" he asked, mentally crossing his fingers.
Jack grinned and nodded. "That's the one. Why, what did the rest of you think?" he asked in wide-eyed curiosity, grinning at the annoyed looks he got in return.