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Title: How To Fit 5 Torchwood Employees (& a Welshman) Into A Banger
Author:

palmface
Genre: Crack-fic, Humor, PWP, General
Rating: PG-13
Other/Implied Pairings: Rhys/Gwen
Summary: How exactly did all those people fit into Rhys' tiny car?
Status: COMPLETE
Length: One-shot / Part 1 of the "Conversations" series
Word Count: ~ 1,078
Warnings: N/A
Comment or Excerpt from fic: If the episode wasn't so serious and angsty, I would've spent more time wondering this, too! *ROFL*

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EXCERPT:

“OK Team listen up! Your esteemed leader has a flawlessly brilliant plan... Tosh in the front, Rhys you drive, me, Gwen, Owen and Ianto in the back... Ianto you can sit on my knee.”

“Excuse me!!...No wait. Jack I’m NOT sitting on your knee...”

...

“Wait one minute... I’m not risking... penalty points if I’m caught with you lot in the back of my car.”

“It’s OK Rhys, if the police stop us Jack can just offer to let them sit on his knee.”

“Now, now Ianto take it like a man.”

“Don’t worry Rhys we’ll just flash our Torchwood badges and... if that doesn’t work you can always flash something else.”

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